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"my company finally gave me a reason to stop calling in sick.”
The world’s first non-alcoholic beer keg designed exclusively for your workplace water cooler.
Turn every awkward office pause into a moment worth showing up for.
The Mash Gang Office Keg seamlessly replaces your standard water jug with a rotating selection of our award-winning non-alcoholic beers, dispensed ice cold, on demand, and dangerously crushable between meetings.
No more sad hydration. No more pretending sparkling water is exciting.
This is workplace culture. Upgraded.
“HR hasn’t approved it, which is how you know it’s good.”
— Probably your coworker
“I came for water. I stayed for the existential clarity.”
— Finance, 3rd floor
“Replaced my 3pm coffee. Now I just stare confidently into the distance.”
— Product, slightly unhinged
“HR hasn’t approved it, which is how you know it’s good.”
— Probably your coworker
“I came for water. I stayed for the existential clarity.”
— Finance, 3rd floor
“Replaced my 3pm coffee. Now I just stare confidently into the distance.”
— Product, slightly unhinged
“insanely good”
"Absolutely insanely good. Has you wondering if it is really zero. Unbelievable beer just ordered 24 cans."
William.L
Verified Customer
“best tasting beer”
"This is the best non alcoholic beer out there. after a couple of sips you forget it's not alcoholic. Best tasting beer."
Malcolm B.
Verified Customer
“most authentic”
“A very nice drop. The best and most authentic I've tasted. Definitely give it a go if you're trying to cut down but like the IPA flavour.”
Alun W.
Verified Customer
How it works?
Pop off that uninspiring water jug
Lock in the Mash Gang Office Keg™
Pull the tap
Question every life choice that led to “quarterly planning meetings”
Look busy...
Enjoy!
Features
Fits standard office water coolers (yes, really)
Rotating Mash Gang lineup — Chug, Glug, Journey Juice & more
Less than 0.5% ABV, legally responsible, spiritually rebellious
Built-in “Out of Office” aura
Dramatically increases time spent in the break room
Disclaimer
Not actually approved for office use.
May result in increased popularity, decreased urgency, and coworkers “just swinging by.”
You’ve been pranked.
But since you’re here… you might as well drink something better than water.
SHOP MASH GANG
Recipes perfected in a journey of over 200 beers.
Brewed naturally, with proprietary grains & hops.
All the flavour, depth and complexity of full-strength beer.
Industrially brewed, with a 'craft' label.
Dealcoholized & stripped of flavour.
Thin, forgettable and functional.
Typical AF Beer
Authentically crafted?
Brewed to 0.5% ABV?
Backed by 200+ beers?
Is it real beer?
What started as an adventurous experiment between friends, quickly became an all-consuming obsession with making the best alcohol-free beer on the planet.
200+ Beers brewed to nail down the perfect recipes.
Brewed in the UK. Brewed to 0.5% ABV, never stripped back.
Join 10,000+ drinkers switching today.
