Men's classic tee

I let A.I write this prompt to see how off the rails it would go. I was not disappointed (for once)

Lucky Charms cereal is known for its colorful marshmallows and crunchy oat pieces that make for a magical breakfast experience. However, Unlucky Charms cereal is the complete opposite. The marshmallows are all black and grey, and the oat pieces are stale and flavorless. The shapes of the marshmallows are all unlucky symbols, such as broken mirrors, black cats, and ladders. It's as if the cereal is trying to bring bad luck to anyone who eats it. The box even has a warning label stating that consuming this cereal may result in a day full of misfortunes. It's best to avoid Unlucky Charms and stick to a more traditional breakfast option.

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